Better disasters through planning You're in the dead zone, that stretch of time somewhere between 2AM and dawn, when normal lovers of every configuration, from par-for-the-course to unimagined, are enjoying the sweaty fulfillment of eagerly-anticipated dates made early the previous evening, or even, in cases of terminal normality, entire days in advance. You, on the … Continue reading So You Wanna Have a Gay Orgy
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I’ve launched a new venture…
... and you're invited to join me. PATREON PAGES ARE LIVE Hey, it's David. Remember me? The guy who hangs around here, sweeping up the sawdust and pouring all the bits of beer left in the cans into one glass as I roll a smoke out of your cigarette butts? Man. I call that a … Continue reading I’ve launched a new venture…
Useless Objects…
...are what it means to be human. Evening Dress • ca. 1898-1900 • Silk • House of Worth • French • The Metropolitan Museum of Art (1976.258.1a, b)--------"A superb example of dressmaking from the House of Worth, this dress exhibits the aesthetic of the last years of the nineteenth century. The fashionable reverse S-curve silhouette … Continue reading Useless Objects…
Queen Elizabeth II Shrinks, Gets Trodden on by Truss
New Liz surprises with bold move The entire world that lives in London, SW7, is in shock after it was announced yesterday that Queen Elizabeth II had finally kicked the gold-plated bucket at the ripe old age of ninety-six. The shy girl of German ancestry who bravely sacrificed her personal life in exchange for being … Continue reading Queen Elizabeth II Shrinks, Gets Trodden on by Truss
Dems Reeling as Kyrsten Sinema Retaliates
Kyrsten: Mistress of the Dems! With a startling and cynical manoeuvre that has left the Democratic congress in tatters, Kyrsten Sinema — miffed when Chuck Schumer advised her, via text: “No third-act redemption for YOU, Little Miss Stonewall, I’m gonna play with the cool kids from now on! Nyaaaaah!” — decided to send everyone at the Capitol a message … Continue reading Dems Reeling as Kyrsten Sinema Retaliates
Yes, Camilla Made a Racist Remark About Archie
You know what's even worse? We wanted her to. Countess Rottweiler We’ve learned a lot during the over-not-over, pandemic-race-riot, all-in-one Fellini-carnival-with-bearded-lady slow-motion catastrophe we’ve struggled through over the past, how long has it been? Somewhere between forever and a lifetime, I estimate. We’ve learned that Republicans, and conservatives generally, are the lizard people everyone’s been threatening us … Continue reading Yes, Camilla Made a Racist Remark About Archie
Jordan Peterson’s Quixotic Quest for Real Manhood
PLUS: #MondayManCrush: Adam Kinzinger Jordan Peterson: happy camper? So much has happened since we last spoke! Right? Democracy in the US has mounted its wild stallion and is galloping onto the funeral pyre with an enthusiasm that even Brunnhilde couldn't muster. To-yo-to-HO! Turns out that, according to the mountains of hard evidence amassed by the … Continue reading Jordan Peterson’s Quixotic Quest for Real Manhood
Private Thoughts of the Gorgon SCOTUS
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PRIDE Goes to the Beach
and other acts of faith Well, hello there, stranglers! It's been way too long, but I've been busy as the beavers in livery who used to park your Model T Ford at the Royal York Hotel. I've completely revamped my merchandise site, The Future Progressive, and it's looking sleek and fabulous in its new fonts … Continue reading PRIDE Goes to the Beach
Chrystia Freeland is not afraid to hit inflation where it lives.
Explaining how the Trudeau government will tackle rising prices by injecting another trillion dollars into the economy for child support, Freeland did not mince words. "Let me show you how it's done," she said. "Imagine you've come home from a really difficult day, when you've been setting economic policy, running damage control, being called "leetle … Continue reading Chrystia Freeland is not afraid to hit inflation where it lives.