...should be laughed at. And then taken very, very seriously. Imagine, if you can hoist your face out of that highball glass filled with any alcohol you could afford, a powerful, increasingly authoritarian country ruled by a psychopath that seeks to expand its territory by any means available: economic terrorism and actual military action being … Continue reading Trump’s Wish to End Canada’s Sovereignty…
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Did Donald Trump Just Bring Down the Canadian Government?
his meddling twiny hwands know no boundaries Donald Jellybelly Trump, Vortex of Chaos, Scarfer of Fast Food, Redeemer of Mankind, Anti-Woke Warrior (and adjudicated rapist), also President-elect of the Unhinged States of America, is the elephant in the bed that Pierre Trudeau, Justin’s dad, famously identified. Addressing the Washington Press Club in 1969, Pierre stated: … Continue reading Did Donald Trump Just Bring Down the Canadian Government?
A Quick Reset
It feels these days as though Canada, and Toronto, are under siege. It has been an increasingly stressful, increasingly embattled ten years in this country, being as we are maybe the last outpost of old-fashioned liberal democracy. So I revisited a promotional video that was created by J Walter Thompson, the venerable ad agency, way … Continue reading A Quick Reset
Such Strange Forms of Healthcare
Once upon a time, on a long-ago Wednesday morning around 6:30, UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson leaves the midtown Hilton in New York City. It's still dark. The street is quiet; no one else on the sidewalk. In the security cam footage, we see a young man in a hoodie enter the frame from the left. … Continue reading Such Strange Forms of Healthcare
Trump’s Re-election Is Like Being Back at Grade School
except this time the bullies are running the show Don't let Republicans see you cry. It just encourages them. OK, I admit it. I was triggered. What a reckoning for my self-esteem! I thought I was the big, strong, manly type, stiff upper lip, a very major model of a modern homosexual, but ever since … Continue reading Trump’s Re-election Is Like Being Back at Grade School
Battle Hymn of the New Republic
the times, they are a-changin’… So Many Proud Boys I hate those PC leftiesOur freedom is destroyed By forcing that inclusive wordDisgruntled white guys feel absurd What’s wrong with good ol’ fashioned namesOur ancestors deployed? CHORUS: My daddy is a Redneck,My mother is a hagMy sister, she’s a cripple andHer first-born is a fag It’s tragic … Continue reading Battle Hymn of the New Republic
How Kamala Screwed the Pooch
From a three-syllable name to building bridges, the Dem nominee just couldn't connect with the real America When you experience life-altering trauma, for example, the sudden realisation that the universe is ruled by lizard people who've taken over the bodies of your friends and family; learning via billboards that are only visible to you that … Continue reading How Kamala Screwed the Pooch
A State of Heightened Tension
surviving the home stretch is a stretch I enter the final weekend before the divining of the US President with the quiet equanimity and fresh-faced optimism of Anna Karenina falling under the locomotive. Thinking about Donald Trump and the two alternatives of spending my twilight years in Donald’s mad, dark kingdom as he executes his … Continue reading A State of Heightened Tension
A Definite Air of Faggotry
... "compassion" is the acceptable face of contempt Anyone Catholic hovering around right now? Take a deep breath, fasten your seatbelts, and prepare your sick bags. There’s something I need to tell you. Because, after experiencing several decades? — centuries? — it feels like a long time, anyway — of your current drag queen, Pope … Continue reading A Definite Air of Faggotry
… And Then, Kamala
I'm just a hope junkie gettin' his fix Holy moly, by every saint in heaven and all the foam-rubber cheese-hats in Chicago! Nail me blinking to a plastic cross and shove me in a cotton-blend pant-suit, you American Democrats know how to throw a convention! Thanks to y'all, this hick-town Canadian boy is wide awake … Continue reading … And Then, Kamala