and conservatives are connoisseurs of hate American Rhetoric. Yeah, American rhetoric is whack. American rhetoric is all about "testing the limits of free speech." Let me tell you something. Despite rumours about Canada being the wellspring of woke, we're only that way compared to the US. It's a very low bar. In the US, where … Continue reading American Rhetoric is Whack
Category: Gay Agenda
So You Wanna Have a Gay Orgy
Better disasters through planning You're in the dead zone, that stretch of time somewhere between 2AM and dawn, when normal lovers of every configuration, from par-for-the-course to unimagined, are enjoying the sweaty fulfillment of eagerly-anticipated dates made early the previous evening, or even, in cases of terminal normality, entire days in advance. You, on the … Continue reading So You Wanna Have a Gay Orgy
Aubade du vieux désagréable / (Morning Song of the Horrible Old Man)
Just - desserts... I’m old, I’m bold,Unnaturally cold,I won’t behave as I’ve been told. My greasy dishes fill the sink—I’d rather dally with a twink. Parquet burnt with cigarettesWon’t get me listed in Debrett’s Kawartha ice cream by the quartIs felony, but not a tort I sleep till noon and mock your ethic:Wage slavery is … Continue reading Aubade du vieux désagréable / (Morning Song of the Horrible Old Man)
Ethylene Glum and Me
+PLUS+ #MondayManCrush: Shaman Dude Jake Angeli MANY OF YOU MAY BE UNAWARE THAT I was the original choice for "Dorothy" in "The Wizard of Oz." There, it's finally out, and what a burden it's been these— sixty? one hundred? I lose count—years. And I hesitated about telling you, knowing you'd never again be able to … Continue reading Ethylene Glum and Me
New Year’s Resolutions +plus+ : Step aside and don your catcher’s masks…
Hasta la vista, 2015, and take a bitch-slap on your way out. Gracias! ... while I haul back, preparatory to bitch-slapping the year formerly known as Little Miss 2015 from here to Des Moines and back. Hasta la vista, withered old putana of a year, and go dance your hobnail-booted habañera on someone else's empañada! Be it ever so faint, the next sound … Continue reading New Year’s Resolutions +plus+ : Step aside and don your catcher’s masks…