Aubade du vieux désagréable / (Morning Song of the Horrible Old Man)

Just - desserts... I’m old, I’m bold,Unnaturally cold,I won’t behave as I’ve been told. My greasy dishes fill the sink—I’d rather dally with a twink. Parquet burnt with cigarettesWon’t get me listed in Debrett’s Kawartha ice cream by the quartIs felony, but not a tort I sleep till noon and mock your ethic:Wage slavery is … Continue reading Aubade du vieux désagréable / (Morning Song of the Horrible Old Man)

The “Gay Agenda” finally Revealed

click on the image to reveal the horror Yes, it's true. The social conservatives were right: there's a culture war. We gays have been planning it since, oh, since we were comparing make-up on the school playground. We just want to make sure that there's a new, fresh crop of gay kids so there'll always … Continue reading The “Gay Agenda” finally Revealed

New Year’s Resolutions +plus+ : Step aside and don your catcher’s masks…

... while I haul back, preparatory to bitch-slapping the year formerly known as Little Miss 2015 from here to Des Moines and back. Hasta la vista, withered old putana of a year, and go dance your hobnail-booted habañera on someone else's empañada! Be it ever so faint, the next sound you hear will be my chapped, whitish lips - and believe me when … Continue reading New Year’s Resolutions +plus+ : Step aside and don your catcher’s masks…