Stop Enabling Québec’s Islamophobia

"Laïcité" sounds like a straightforward, even desirable, concept—until you understand its hypocrisy and witness its very intentional consequences. French culture is one of the wonders of the world. I can't think of any other which can claim such mastery in every endeavor, from food and wine, to fashion, to literature, art and music, capped with … Continue reading Stop Enabling Québec’s Islamophobia

Joy to the World, Unless You’re Dead

In which case, congratulations Merry Coronadays, readers! Are you dead yet? No? What’s holding you up, and what can I do to encourage you? Because the latest stats show that you should be, with a standard deviation of ±3 percentage points. Get with the program and do your part, so everyone can be right about … Continue reading Joy to the World, Unless You’re Dead

Being Thankful is SUCH a Bitch

PLUS: Come back to daddy Yesterday was Canadian Thanksgiving, which always takes place on the second Monday in October. I can already hear everyone tittering condescendingly about our sad, off-kilter and irrelevant Canadian habits and how we're just so obviously and sycophantically trying to be American, like little brother checking his pee-pee, then peeking at … Continue reading Being Thankful is SUCH a Bitch

Canadian Conservatives Shocked to Learn Justin Trudeau Just a Regular Guy, Not Devil Spawn

and BREAKING NEWS: Maxime Bernier is NOT GAY STUNNED Members of the Conservative Party of Canada (CPC) and the People's Party of Canada (PPC) are threatening legal action—or at the very least, a nasty, pouty-lipped sulk— after determining that Justin Trudeau is just a regular, normal human dude and not the High Priest of Satanic … Continue reading Canadian Conservatives Shocked to Learn Justin Trudeau Just a Regular Guy, Not Devil Spawn

I Have Been Recalcitrant, Thank You, and Yourself?

In the twenty-first century, truth is a personalized experience. This is how it works: The title gives a tantalizing glimpse of the theme; the subtitle teases, or elaborates, or sells the title out by explaining it for you. Simple, right? Here's a current example. Title: "Triggered" Subtitle: "How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us." A … Continue reading I Have Been Recalcitrant, Thank You, and Yourself?

New Blackface Fridays Prove Popular with Trudeau Cabinet

+PLUS+ No Treatment On the Horizon for "CRUD" (Canadians Really Undermining Democracy) The Trudeau Cabinet's new tradition: Lighten the heck up, dudes, it's just a party! JUSTIN TRUDEAU, FRESH FROM HIS "WIN" IN THE RECENT Canadian Federal Election, has capitalized on Canadians' surprisingly laid-back response to his infamous blackface pics by instituting "Blackface Fridays," the … Continue reading New Blackface Fridays Prove Popular with Trudeau Cabinet