This video is, like, about that moment when you’re, like, walking downtown OK and then you suddenly go all wtf I’m dressed really faggy lol ! LMAO!!
And you want to go home and change but, like, you have no home and the world feels dangerous? Like WTF???!!!
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Thank you for watching “I Feel Like I’m Dressed Really Faggy Today?!”~
I thought it would be a cool, kinda “groovy” thing if I updated this page with some of the reviews and stats for those of you who are, you know, independent film nerds and stat wonks.
So far, the other person who watched it besides me—
—btw, I am taking the unusual step of not including myself in the viewing stats, which marks a radical departure in my methodology, which to some of my more wonky, nerdy friends constituted inflating the stats artificially.
Oh gawd, saying words like “methodology” makes me break out in a thin film of greasy perspiration all over my upper body, and I get that red “map” thing on my chest. I look almost exactly like Julianne Moore in one of her raunchy scenes from “Boogie Nights” and yet I’m not even fair-skinned with red hair and freckles!
What was I saying?
Oh yeah, stats. Well the other person who watched said, “This is, like, totally RANDOM?????!”.
Her name was Katt and she was a kind of cool chick who wandered in with my str8 roommate and then wandered out again after a day or so.
So, up to now the critical consensus is “awesome!” (which is me) and “random” or “totally RANDOM?????!” [sic] from the chick. This could get, like, TENSE! LOL!