A Slow, Painful Death Would Be Too Good for You (and other observations)
Dyspepsia, Served HOT! since 2014
Hey, it’s you guys who insisted on thinking of me as “nice.” SOMETHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIT sixty, or, to make this as painfully specific as possible, the last couple of months of sixty-four-ness. That’s right. On September 21st, 2020, I will officially be sixty-five years old. And what happens
Continue readinga trip to the mall yields a gift from the gods of chance SATURDAY: AN EX-ROOMMATE DROPS BY with a friend who’s in town to see the Raptors play. (I’m not sure, but I think the Raptors are some kind of sports team.) My ex-roommate installs the handsome Raptors fan
Continue readingDavid discovers homophobia under the right’s opposition to the Ontario sex education curriculum; and wonders if the AIDS crisis of the ’80’s and the death of an older generation of gay male mentors is the real reason for a douchebag generation of the sexually awful.
Continue readingMy e-book is here! Start 2018 dyspeptically right! Download a free sample ! Over 200 hilarious, quirky, satirical, silly, shocking and chortle-out-loud pages, suitable for laugh marathons or for dipping into at your leisure. (Think “Quality Street”, but without your dog staring at you as you unwrap the cellophane.) With all-new content, delightfully dyspeptic memes, bold and “artistic” (= weird)
Continue readingSitting in my newly organized, tidied, House-and-Gardened living room (see above), listening to Beethoven, the Sonata for Violin and Piano in F, Op. 24 (“Spring”). I have that delicious convalescent feeling, frailty borne with a light spirit; I feel as though I’m transparent. My thorny roommate equation, which had
Continue reading[vimeo 236294232 w=640 h=360] Director’s notes: This video is, like, about that moment when you’re, like, walking downtown OK and then you suddenly go all wtf I’m dressed really faggy lol ! LMAO!! And you want to go home and change but, like, you have no home and the
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