A brief chocolatey interlude

while I try not to fret about everything falling apart like a wet cardboard box.

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It came to me in a gush of warm, velvety creaminess that enveloped my face. It was //NOT ENOUGH// to enjoy an entire pack of Two-Bite Brownies //OR// an entire can of Betty Crocker French Chocolate Frosting (or, as I like to call it, The Chocolately Love Jism of my Cruel Bitch Mistress).

I piled the plate with Two-Bite Brownies and microwaved them, as my brain’s dessertebellum exploded like a quasar on a night out in boys’ town.

Leaning back into Betty’s arms, I piped her Chocolately Love Jism onto the warm, swollen heads of the brownies.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Please, no statue. Wait until we evolve more.


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