while I try not to fret about everything falling apart like a wet cardboard box. Facebook Life Event: Inventor of the Two-Bite Brownie Multiple Oh, Yeah It came to me in a gush of warm, velvety creaminess that enveloped my face. It was //NOT ENOUGH// to enjoy an entire pack of Two-Bite Brownies //OR// an … Continue reading A brief chocolatey interlude
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Everything Depends on This
the madness, mayhem and magic of Peter Bogdanovich's 1972 tour-de-farce "What's Up, Doc?" "What's Up, Doc?" Release date: Mar. 9, 1972 (New York City)Director: Peter BogdanovichCinematography: László KovácsStarring: Barbra Streisand, Ryan O'Neal, Madeleine KahnScreenwriters: Buck Henry and · David Newman & Robert BentonAwards: Writers' Guild of America: Best Comedy Written Directly for the Screen (All … Continue reading Everything Depends on This
Equivalent Amounts of Effort
Why are we doing this when we could be doing—that? BEHOLD THE ADEPT! HE WHO HAS mastered the ancient art of milk pouring while spinning on a stool. And I know what you're thinking: Must. Have. Exquisite. Milk-Spinning Stool. NOW! Never mind the lockdown, there's no need to leave home! You can be an armchair … Continue reading Equivalent Amounts of Effort
Book Launch Teaser #4, For the Underemployed
Today's live broadcast is dedicated to my dear friend Roz Lawrence, because today is her birthday and she is the only person I know well who's older than me. Roz, have a wonderful day! In this episode, I fight off an attack orchid, and, assisted by my invisible friend Glen, contemplate names for bath houses … Continue reading Book Launch Teaser #4, For the Underemployed
The Innocence of Pink
the decadence of aubergine Redoubtable? "To the women of America... No, wait: to the women everywhere: Banish the black! burn the blue ! and bury the beige! From now on …. Think Pink! Think Pink when you shop for summer clothes! Think Pink! Think Pink when you want that "quelque chose"! " The redoubtable Kay … Continue reading The Innocence of Pink
From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 6—Mature Mayonnaise Marathon
https://vimeo.com/davidroddis/mayo UPDATE: I received this heartfelt email from a "fan": “ Dear Wannabe Film Maker Who Can't Even Operate His Smartphone: Me and a couple of other male colleagues booked maternity leave so we could watch your "Mayonnaise" epic, which clocked in at 20 minutes of nothing but you stirring an egg in a bowl. … Continue reading From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 6—Mature Mayonnaise Marathon
From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 2
“Let them eat cake. In bed. While gossiping.” [vimeo 236272323 w=640 h=360] You didn't ask for it, and here it is! Episode 2 of the series that's making a big splash! If you spend, like, a lot of time in a wading pool with your inflatable shark and a Collector's Edition “Aqua Diver Barbie”. … Continue reading From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 2