I mean, normally that's YOUR job, gentle and misguided reader. But I'll give you the day off from following my EULA to the very letter. You deserve this not for any action on your part - puhLEEEASE! - but because I have triumphed over the forces of darkness that have been swirling around my ankles … Continue reading Planting little kisses all over my face in the mirror…
Tag: victory
A-fobbin’ off we go, a-fobbin’ off we go…!
https://www.facebook.com/JungleVT/videos/813266578846027/ I appear to have reached an all-time low, which, seeing where the bar is situated, makes me limbo champion of the universe as I touch the back of my balding scalp to my yellowed heels. I had been thinking it was time to post again, but, being too beaten down and so very … Continue reading A-fobbin’ off we go, a-fobbin’ off we go…!
From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 6—Mature Mayonnaise Marathon
https://vimeo.com/davidroddis/mayo UPDATE: I received this heartfelt email from a "fan": “ Dear Wannabe Film Maker Who Can't Even Operate His Smartphone: Me and a couple of other male colleagues booked maternity leave so we could watch your "Mayonnaise" epic, which clocked in at 20 minutes of nothing but you stirring an egg in a bowl. … Continue reading From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 6—Mature Mayonnaise Marathon