Just get more specific, Murgatroyd McGraw. All my life I've always wanted to be somebody. But I see now I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin as "Chrissy" in "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe" (© Jane Wagner, 1986) It has come to my attention that a huge proportion of … Continue reading So You Wanna Be—Somebody?
Tag: US Politics
Nothing But Tweets
making Twitter pull its birdly weight Welcome to the first edition of Tuesday Time Crush, in which I cravenly avoid the soul-destroying boondoggle of forcing myself to get creative by regaling you with a selection of the witty, cerebral two-hundred and eighty-character bon mots which I have posted to Twitter, the bidet that's convinced it's … Continue reading Nothing But Tweets
Because It Feels So Good When You Stop
nothing like expecting the world to thank you because you've decided you're not after all going to continue drowning us in the tub, then slit your wrists. Justin Trudeau was the first world leader who President-Elect Biden spoke to. Justin and Biden. This means we've traveled back in time to that gold-misted Camelot of 2008 … Continue reading Because It Feels So Good When You Stop