CDC Creeps Out Internet With Horrific Viral Post The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have tweeted a photo of a muffin that has ruined muffins for everybody. Trumpticks, with their tiny minds and even twinier hwands, can totally spoil your day should you accidentally ingest some of their toxic ideas, which have been … Continue reading Can You Spot All Eight Trump Ticks On This Muffin?
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Planting little kisses all over my face in the mirror…
I mean, normally that's YOUR job, gentle and misguided reader. But I'll give you the day off from following my EULA to the very letter. You deserve this not for any action on your part - puhLEEEASE! - but because I have triumphed over the forces of darkness that have been swirling around my ankles … Continue reading Planting little kisses all over my face in the mirror…
Breaking news: Americans are even BIGGER dumb-ass motherfuckin’ retards than anyone thought!
October 26, 2049 TRUMPINGTON, D.C.: The world is reeling today after results of the largest IQ test in history reveal what many of us had long suspected: Americans are so bag-of-rocks dumb, you could pour a case of vodka down their throats and they'd STILL wonder “why people called their mom 'crack ho' when she'd never … Continue reading Breaking news: Americans are even BIGGER dumb-ass motherfuckin’ retards than anyone thought!