Just dim the lights on your way out, dude. Working like a Trojan — I wonder, does that mean one of the soldiers from ancient Troy? The celebrated horse? Or the prophylactic? I can never decide — pulling together the latest collection of my writing, and even though it’s really a simple task of deciding on my best, funniest … Continue reading John Tory’s Heart is “Broken”
... and now, back to reality. The natural ruling party of Canada, the Liberals, didn't exactly ace the election, but, considering Justin's lapses of taste at costume parties and his penchant for making little Attorney General girls cry, they didn't do too badly. Doug Ford still looks like this, though: I don't want to confuse … Continue reading Well, thank gawd THAT’s over…
I admit that “perfectly good excuse” thing sounds a little defensive, and it didn't work with Miss Smedley, either, but it's been AGES since I've posted something. This blog, the tainted well from which I drew the idea and some of the content for my book —the cranky, anti-social triplets named PeeDeeEf, Epub and Paperback … Continue reading I have a perfectly good excuse +PLUS+ I SOOOOO Don’t Dig Dug-Up Ford
Toronto, May 12th: The large, malignant Fordoma that was removed from Toronto being wheeled away. Toronto's prolonged suffering appeared to be at best temporarily at an end today, after an operation to remove a gigantic lump which it has been harboring for the past four years was pronounced guardedly successful. In this grisly photo … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: Operation to remove huge, malignant Fordoma from Toronto only partially successful.