Hotter than vindaloo, American as apple pie Hasan Minhaj Yes, indeed, it's time once again for me to thrust my sexuality down your throats in the form of a putative hetero male whose tidal wave of testosterone wakes me from my half-dead torpor, sets my jowls a-jigglin', makes my sap run sweet like a frisky … Continue reading Monday Man-Crush # 4: Hasan Minhaj
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Meritocracy? That’s Rich!
playing fair is one luxury the privileged can't afford AS A LOYAL READER OF THIS BLOG, YOU will of course be aware that I've previously come out as favoring rubies. Mmmm, rubies! Let's be absolutely sure we're on the same page, here: I'm talking great, honking, shameless clusters of square-cut rubies with lots and lots … Continue reading Meritocracy? That’s Rich!
Monday Man-Crush
how to make a libtard hard (Justin, baby? Answer the phone?) September 2016 It's my birthday, and I am donning my tightest skinnies — no Kleenex-stuffing necessary, thank you very much, first in line — plus my "Only Gay In The Village" red sleeveless top in preparation for my man-crushing on this week's and … Continue reading Monday Man-Crush
Cooking for Str8 Dudes #543 (with guest blogger Émile Iscoffatyeu, world-renowned personal chef and chick-magnet)
"La bonne cuisine et un bon cul de salope est la fondation du véritable bonheur!" - Emile Iscoffatyeu ÉMILE ISCOFFATYEU: Today's, like, super-gourmet chick-magnet nosh is: Refrigerator-preserved "Guggenheim" limes™withChar-grilled cinders of Dempster's bagel™ Fuckin' A, zut alors ! Ingredients: 2 limes (round green thing found at Loblaws) 1 bagel (round brown thing with a hole in … Continue reading Cooking for Str8 Dudes #543 (with guest blogger Émile Iscoffatyeu, world-renowned personal chef and chick-magnet)