Revised May 13, 2016. Rob Ford. Rob Ford is on my mind. God and all the friggin' archangels help me. That's at least two brain cells gone forever. As erstwhile Mayor of Toronto, Ford exhibited the frustration, temper and childish resentment of someone who had been placed in a position whose responsibilities he knew he wasn't … Continue reading The “Our” of His Death.
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May I Call You Justin?
R-r-r-r-oll up and r-r-r-rim to win™! Well, come Monday the 19th, I donned my tiara with the great, big flashing "L-for-loser" and trotted off, unopened VISA bill in hand, to vote, non-strategically, for the Beard Party. Taut muscle + tousled hair + Winner of the Rim Job Thought Experiment = The Person Called Trudeau. Mainly … Continue reading May I Call You Justin?
BREAKING NEWS: Operation to remove huge, malignant Fordoma from Toronto only partially successful.
Toronto, May 12th: The large, malignant Fordoma that was removed from Toronto being wheeled away. Toronto's prolonged suffering appeared to be at best temporarily at an end today, after an operation to remove a gigantic lump which it has been harboring for the past four years was pronounced guardedly successful. In this grisly photo … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: Operation to remove huge, malignant Fordoma from Toronto only partially successful.
The Night-Mayor Before Xmas
Zombie Rob returns from the dead, and this time he means business PLUS: Random Reco's Aw Jeez, Louise, not another one! Sometimes... trying to choose my words, here ... sometimes... ... how to put this - sometimes it's like, you've just this minute finished whacking your living-dead disgrace of an ex-mayor in the noggin with … Continue reading The Night-Mayor Before Xmas