Did you know that Justin is no longer our Prime Minister? Do you think about Canada, like, at ALL?
Take this quiz to assess your Canadian knowledge. The first person to answer correctly will feel pretty damn chuffed.
Canada's new Prime Minister is:
- Chrystia Freeland
- Pierre Poilievre
- Mark Carney
If you answered Donald Trump, you are correct!
Chrystia Freeland is
- a traitorous, self-serving ingrate
- a world-renowned author
- a warhawk who agreed to retire to Kitsilano and write a backstabbing memoir if she could have four more years in Cabinet
Correct answer: Life is what you make it!
Justin has separated from his wife, Sophie-Gregoire, because:
- he's come out as bisexual
- he wants to go back to laughing demonically with red, glowing eyes while riding a Horse of the Apocalypse and ingesting boy-semen
- His wife was really just a poison dwarf, no offence to dwarves, or are they called "little people" these days?
Correct answer:
Yes, dwarves are referred to as "little people", you woke piece of trash.