PLUS: #MondayManCrush year-end special It's the most wonderful time of year, and I want to make extra sure I've addressed everyone's concerns, neuroses and conspiracy theories, because I really, really want you to get just what you asked for. (Or, as expressed by H.L. Mencken: “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what … Continue reading Secret Santa, Still Stuck On the 401 Westbound
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Jordan Peterson’s Quixotic Quest for Real Manhood
PLUS: #MondayManCrush: Adam Kinzinger Jordan Peterson: happy camper? So much has happened since we last spoke! Right? Democracy in the US has mounted its wild stallion and is galloping onto the funeral pyre with an enthusiasm that even Brunnhilde couldn't muster. To-yo-to-HO! Turns out that, according to the mountains of hard evidence amassed by the … Continue reading Jordan Peterson’s Quixotic Quest for Real Manhood
Ethylene Glum and Me
+PLUS+ #MondayManCrush: Shaman Dude Jake Angeli MANY OF YOU MAY BE UNAWARE THAT I was the original choice for "Dorothy" in "The Wizard of Oz." There, it's finally out, and what a burden it's been these— sixty? one hundred? I lose count—years. And I hesitated about telling you, knowing you'd never again be able to … Continue reading Ethylene Glum and Me
Monday Man-Crush # 4: Hasan Minhaj
Hotter than vindaloo, American as apple pie Hasan Minhaj Yes, indeed, it's time once again for me to thrust my sexuality down your throats in the form of a putative hetero male whose tidal wave of testosterone wakes me from my half-dead torpor, sets my jowls a-jigglin', makes my sap run sweet like a frisky … Continue reading Monday Man-Crush # 4: Hasan Minhaj
What I Learned from my First Two Hundred Medium Stories
+plus+ #Monday Man-Crush I JUST REACHED TWO HUNDRED STORIES on Medium. I’m telling you this because I know how hard you are on yourself when you forget to hire the marching band, arrange a platter of clever hors d’oeuvres and invite the guests. Admit it: I go the extra mile for you. And I’m telling … Continue reading What I Learned from my First Two Hundred Medium Stories