Sorry to SHOUT BUT I’M REALLY EXCITED! Oh, fuck I started SHOUTING AGAIN BUT I CAN’T HELP IT!
Really, really sorry about my lack of control. But it’s not every day that you PUBLISH A PAPERBACK !!!. Oh, god. This is really embarrassing. Just try to bear with me as I tell you a little bit more about MY PAPERBACK WHICH IS NOW ON SALE!!!!.
This is what my friend Shaun Proulx, life-transforming guru extraordinaire and architect of the #ThoughtRevolution, tells me is a “soft launch”. Well, I’m going to take his word for it, as what he doesn’t know about gorgeously shameless self-promotion and roll-off-a-log success wouldn’t fit on the smallest, fiddley-ist hors d’oeuvre Martha Stewart could stamp out with her heirloom cookie cutter.
In fact, he’s been cheekily dubbed “The Gay #Oprah”; word has it that Ms O’s acolytes occasionally forget themselves and refer to their bossatrix as “The Big, Black, Obscenely Rich and Heterosexual Shaun Proulx, Except Shaun Doesn’t ‘Balloon'”, which earns them a great, big, corrective “love tap” from the CEO. I can picture her now as she hauls back and, with a follow-through like a Wimbledon champ, cracks the back of that jewel-encrusted hand across each penitent face while screaming, “This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me! KIDDING!!”
The book is for sale on Lulu.com, who are the gentle and helpful publishing midwives to this elderly primo gravido. Once I’ve approved the physical copy, it will be sent for possible distribution on Amazon, Barnes and Noble and other so KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED! I AM SO EXCITED!!!
May only, get 20% off. Click on the cover image above to go to my product page on Lulu.com and to purchase.
If you’ll go onto Lulu.com and write a review, I’ll send you a PDF of the paperback final version, free of charge. Shoot me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org with subject line: Paperback review offer and I’ll get it off to you within a day or two.