Dollarama Wildflowers

The seeds are as tiny as poppy seeds, even tinier, like specks of dust, packaged in a homely, large-economy-size type box. I would say it is roughly the size of a box of Cow Brand Baking Soda. It’s called “Wildflower Mix” and it’s an impulse purchase from my local Dollarama, the twenty-first century equivalent of Woolworth’s, … Continue reading Dollarama Wildflowers

From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 6—Mature Mayonnaise Marathon

https://vimeo.com/davidroddis/mayo UPDATE: I received this heartfelt email from a "fan": “ Dear Wannabe Film Maker Who Can't Even Operate His Smartphone: Me and a couple of other male colleagues booked maternity leave so we could watch your "Mayonnaise" epic, which clocked in at 20 minutes of nothing but you stirring an egg in a bowl. … Continue reading From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 6—Mature Mayonnaise Marathon

From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 2

“Let them eat cake.  In bed.  While gossiping.” [vimeo 236272323 w=640 h=360]   You didn't ask for it, and here it is! Episode 2 of the series that's making a big splash! If you spend, like, a lot of time in a wading pool with your inflatable shark and a Collector's Edition “Aqua Diver Barbie”. … Continue reading From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 2