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Tag: Humor
From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 2
“Let them eat cake. In bed. While gossiping.” [vimeo 236272323 w=640 h=360] You didn't ask for it, and here it is! Episode 2 of the series that's making a big splash! If you spend, like, a lot of time in a wading pool with your inflatable shark and a Collector's Edition “Aqua Diver Barbie”. … Continue reading From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 2
Gandhi Tees Are Here!
Inspired and bemused by the plethora of misquotes and wrong attributions online, I've retaliated with this set of non-existent quotes by everyone's favorite sacred cow. My Gandhi Collection tees will leave you and your friends feeling enlightened—yet confused. These heart-stoppingly beautiful tees with my original "quotes" and design are totally up-snappable @$29 CAD + shipping. … Continue reading Gandhi Tees Are Here!
Five-minute study reveals: Allowing rich people to launder money, avoid taxes by hiding assets in offshore accounts, while vacuuming up entitlements like they were all-dressed crinkle-cut potato chips, actually ISN’T a great thing after all.
Willy Arschfecken*, unemployed bricklayer, shares the results of his five-minute study of offshore accounts at the World Economic Summit, Brussels. Yes, like the sprouts. Nobel prize winners stunned by presentation; "Who knew?" says Chairman of World Economic Summit, Brussels. (Yes, like the sprouts.) BRUSSELS¹: Unemployed bricklayer Wilhelm “Willy” Arschfecken stunned the World Economic Summit today … Continue reading Five-minute study reveals: Allowing rich people to launder money, avoid taxes by hiding assets in offshore accounts, while vacuuming up entitlements like they were all-dressed crinkle-cut potato chips, actually ISN’T a great thing after all.
Breaking news: Young whippersnapper tries to be as funny as me. Almost succeeds.
It is with a self-consciously pained facial expression, and in my best Walter Brennan voice on the words "young whippersnapper", that I announce an annoyingly successful attempt to bring laughter to the unwashed masses - that's you, in case you haven't had a discreet sniff recently - by someone whose age - by the look of their … Continue reading Breaking news: Young whippersnapper tries to be as funny as me. Almost succeeds.