#Thought For The Day

Introduction Something of mine is getting longer, just not the thing I smear rhinoceros-horn cream on every day after taking a warm shower like it says in the instructions. That sucks. And I'm too embarrassed to call up Royal Bank of Canada and tell them that someone unknown to me—who must have gotten drunk, then … Continue reading #Thought For The Day

Elon Musk Warns Staff Twitter’s Survival at Stake Due to Elon Musk

Office completely empty of staff in shock as shoe drops In a strongly-worded message to the remaining four people on staff at Twitter, Elon Musk, who agreed to buy the company, tried to wiggle out of buying the company when he saw something shinier, then was forced to buy the company or be sent to … Continue reading Elon Musk Warns Staff Twitter’s Survival at Stake Due to Elon Musk