My e-book is here!
Start 2018 dyspeptically right!
Over 200 hilarious, quirky, satirical, silly, shocking and chortle-out-loud pages, suitable for laugh marathons or for dipping into at your leisure.
(Think “Quality Street”, but without your dog staring at you as you unwrap the cellophane.)
With all-new content, delightfully dyspeptic memes, bold and “artistic” (= weird) photo-illustrations and thoughtful lists to fulfill my “pillow book” mandate.
- Snort with derision at my subversive Facebook Life Events
- Get ready for the week with your Existential Forecast (avoid GAP “relaxed fit”)
- Practise your Trump knock-knock jokes with the man himself (or face waterboarding, your call)
- Whip up an absolutely frightfully jolly cockroach hat for Ascot!
Hear Princess Happy’s New Year’s greetings before she hits the ice floe (try not to flap your wrists),
Get your AGA cooker ready with some damp 2 x 4’s in preparation for the simplified fourteen-hour Kraft Dinner recipe from Elizabeth David—the scholarly recipe that never made it to the press!
and tons more!
» Click here to grab a copy for $5 CAD + tax, only until February 8th
To enjoy your e-book to the max, be aware that:
this e-book is in PDF format. You can open PDFs right in your browser of choice or you can use one of the many available free apps such as Adobe Acrobat Reader. No special hardware or e-reader required.
this book is intended for adults, contains graphic language (ask your kids to explain it to you), and deals with LGBT, political and other mature subject matter. (I’m a gay male liberal, what did you expect?)