However-gate!

When Conservatives Speak, The World Shakes Its Head Every so often I like to turn the attention away from my game-changing opinions about important world events, written by me, and posted by me, on this blog; give everyone some time off from the exhausting and self-esteem-shattering grind of admitting how much better our society, ourContinue reading “However-gate!”

A Forced March Into an Already-Old New Year

Lockdown lunacy, a challenge for Nicole—and Trump’s “come-as-dumb-as-you-are” farewell party, with sparklers. I’M PANDEMICKED, WHO ARE YOU? ARE you Pandemicked, too? Did you awaken this morning, as I did, with a stone for a heart, and emitting a groan that echoed through the inner city like twelve ambulances en route to a burning trap house?Continue reading “A Forced March Into an Already-Old New Year”

I’m Coping Very Well by Ignoring Reality

and I cannot stop touching my face Part 1: Hurray! A Virus that’s not gay! IN THIS BRAVE, NEW, NOVEL CORONAVIRUS world, I’m not afraid of what I might encounter on the streets, in the produce section of Loblaw’s or on a crowded streetcar. I’m afraid of what I’ll encounter at home. In what shouldContinue reading “I’m Coping Very Well by Ignoring Reality”

Well, thank gawd THAT’s over…

… and now, back to reality. The natural ruling party of Canada, the Liberals, didn’t exactly ace the election, but, considering Justin’s lapses of taste at costume parties and his penchant for making little Attorney General girls cry, they didn’t do too badly. Doug Ford still looks like this, though: I don’t want to confuseContinue reading “Well, thank gawd THAT’s over…”

Keep your kids, like. Ignorcent?! (TM) with Dug-Up Ford and Susan Dreamy, D.D.

Hi, I’m like, Susan Dreamy?  D.D?  That’s Doctress of Dreaminess, OK?  And I’m here today to help you live a dreamy, Life?  Also to talk to you about the things that are really, really, Like, important?  OK?  So let’s get, like, started? So Dug-Up Ford and like, the Conservatives in Ontario, have, like. Your kids best interests. AtContinue reading “Keep your kids, like. Ignorcent?! (TM) with Dug-Up Ford and Susan Dreamy, D.D.”

I have a perfectly good excuse +PLUS+ I SOOOOO Don’t Dig Dug-Up Ford

I admit that “perfectly good excuse” thing sounds a little defensive, and it didn’t work with Miss Smedley, either, but it’s been AGES since I’ve posted something. This blog, the tainted well from which I drew the idea and some of the content for my book —the cranky, anti-social triplets named PeeDeeEf, Epub and PaperbackContinue reading “I have a perfectly good excuse +PLUS+ I SOOOOO Don’t Dig Dug-Up Ford”

The NightMayor before Christmas: Zombie-Rob Ford returns from the dead to tell his bro’: “This time I want REVENGE!!!!”+PLUS+ Random Reco’s

Aw Jeez, Louise, not another one! Sometimes… trying to choose my words, here … sometimes… … how to put this – sometimes it’s like, you’ve just this minute finished whacking your living-dead disgrace of an ex-mayor in the noggin with a coal scuttle, chopping off his flabby, pustule-sprouting, gangrenous limbs and throwing the whole squalid, stinkingContinue reading “The NightMayor before Christmas: Zombie-Rob Ford returns from the dead to tell his bro’: “This time I want REVENGE!!!!”+PLUS+ Random Reco’s”

Voting shame and sibling loathing

I just found out that my sister voted for ROB FORD. <flossing brain> A slight pause as I explain Rob Ford to my American friends.  Let’s see.  Imagine that Sarah Palin overdosed on, what? moose meat, and somehow got genetically shmooshed up with Divine. Don’t ask me how. Christ!  Maybe she fell into the transgromulator, OK? That thingContinue reading “Voting shame and sibling loathing”