I had this dream*: I was back at the Royal Conservatory of Music, but as an adult. Oh really. How original! This usually means you get to wear, for example, ridiculously undersized Buster Brown shoes and a sailor suit, unless it's just the Buster Browns with knee socks. Which is distressingly like Japanese porn. Just … Continue reading INTERPRET MY DREAM* CONTEST!! ** (with guest blogger Meryl Streep)
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I hope your autograph book is back from the cleaners
It's a week since I reached the heady milestone of 10 "likes" and 10 followers on this blog, and you can bet your sweet patooty that life will never be the same again. I'm sure the only reason that I'm still able to leave my apartment unmolested – an act whose desirability leaves me somewhat conflicted, what with … Continue reading I hope your autograph book is back from the cleaners