[Click here to jump straight to the poll] Hey, followers and newbies. Fresh from the triumph that occurred in my head of my hilarious first book, "A Slow, Painful Death..." — (—the title of my book is exactly the same as the name of this blog. But it's so long I can't be bothered to … Continue reading Help me choose the cover for my new book
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Queen Elizabeth II Shrinks, Gets Trodden on by Truss
New Liz surprises with bold move The entire world that lives in London, SW7, is in shock after it was announced yesterday that Queen Elizabeth II had finally kicked the gold-plated bucket at the ripe old age of ninety-six. The shy girl of German ancestry who bravely sacrificed her personal life in exchange for being … Continue reading Queen Elizabeth II Shrinks, Gets Trodden on by Truss
Dems Reeling as Kyrsten Sinema Retaliates
Kyrsten: Mistress of the Dems! With a startling and cynical manoeuvre that has left the Democratic congress in tatters, Kyrsten Sinema — miffed when Chuck Schumer advised her, via text: “No third-act redemption for YOU, Little Miss Stonewall, I’m gonna play with the cool kids from now on! Nyaaaaah!” — decided to send everyone at the Capitol a message … Continue reading Dems Reeling as Kyrsten Sinema Retaliates
Yes, Camilla Made a Racist Remark About Archie
You know what's even worse? We wanted her to. Countess Rottweiler We’ve learned a lot during the over-not-over, pandemic-race-riot, all-in-one Fellini-carnival-with-bearded-lady slow-motion catastrophe we’ve struggled through over the past, how long has it been? Somewhere between forever and a lifetime, I estimate. We’ve learned that Republicans, and conservatives generally, are the lizard people everyone’s been threatening us … Continue reading Yes, Camilla Made a Racist Remark About Archie
Jordan Peterson’s Quixotic Quest for Real Manhood
PLUS: #MondayManCrush: Adam Kinzinger Jordan Peterson: happy camper? So much has happened since we last spoke! Right? Democracy in the US has mounted its wild stallion and is galloping onto the funeral pyre with an enthusiasm that even Brunnhilde couldn't muster. To-yo-to-HO! Turns out that, according to the mountains of hard evidence amassed by the … Continue reading Jordan Peterson’s Quixotic Quest for Real Manhood
Private Thoughts of the Gorgon SCOTUS
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PRIDE Goes to the Beach
and other acts of faith Well, hello there, stranglers! It's been way too long, but I've been busy as the beavers in livery who used to park your Model T Ford at the Royal York Hotel. I've completely revamped my merchandise site, The Future Progressive, and it's looking sleek and fabulous in its new fonts … Continue reading PRIDE Goes to the Beach
Chrystia Freeland is not afraid to hit inflation where it lives.
Explaining how the Trudeau government will tackle rising prices by injecting another trillion dollars into the economy for child support, Freeland did not mince words. "Let me show you how it's done," she said. "Imagine you've come home from a really difficult day, when you've been setting economic policy, running damage control, being called "leetle … Continue reading Chrystia Freeland is not afraid to hit inflation where it lives.
The Poor Get Poorer, the Rich Get Kardashian
Kim's making history, just not the kind she intended... Q: How many narcissists does it take to sew Kim Kardashian into Marilyn's “Happy Birthday, Mister President” dress? A: That's weird... I could have sworn I heard the sound... of someone else's.... voice...? Ukraine? What war in Ukraine? That's sooooo last week! Our attention spans, like … Continue reading The Poor Get Poorer, the Rich Get Kardashian
Support My Work in Style
If you enjoy this blog, and it's my sincere hope that you get a provoked thought or a hearty laugh from these virtual pages now and again, here's your chance to support my work in style. Here's the first in what will be a new collection of tees featuring some of my best illustrations. Today's … Continue reading Support My Work in Style