Facebook Life Events #23: Met another asshole, leading to two theorems.

WTF.  I just kicked the last three out of the house, and now ANOTHER one shows up. I think the first one you meet starts a dossier, passes it on, etc. That’s my first theory: all the assholes are in cahoots. My second theory stems from the fact that one of these prime specimens –Continue reading “Facebook Life Events #23: Met another asshole, leading to two theorems.”

THE ROB FORD EMERGENCY GAY WAR BRIDES FUND

CALL FOR ELIGIBLE NEW YORK BACHELORS: TORONTO MALE WAR BRIDE AVAILABLE. SLIGHTLY USED. LOVELY PATINA. Rob Ford is going to win the mayoral election. Oh mother of pearl I just have this sinking feeling. And if that happens – if the Ford-ites impose their universe of hockey moms and crack dads and sell to theContinue reading “THE ROB FORD EMERGENCY GAY WAR BRIDES FUND”

A first and entirely unoriginal epiphany, which nonetheless was still a big deal for me.

A friend of mine stopped by and knocked on my apartment door. Because I was running a bath, I didn’t hear him. He continued to knock for a bit, then just stood there (so he reported later) feeling frustrated and confused. After about 10 minutes, he knocked again, and this time I did hear him.Continue reading “A first and entirely unoriginal epiphany, which nonetheless was still a big deal for me.”

Welcome, dear reader…

In Which The Author States His Case, Sets the Regrettable Tone, and Outlines His Modus Operandi In the ’70s, when it was still legal to open a window, the Howard Beales of the world did just that and cried, to anyone who would listen,  “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more!”Continue reading “Welcome, dear reader…”