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#Thought For The Day
Introduction Something of mine is getting longer, just not the thing I smear rhinoceros-horn cream on every day after taking a warm shower like it says in the instructions. That sucks. And I'm too embarrassed to call up Royal Bank of Canada and tell them that someone unknown to me—who must have gotten drunk, then … Continue reading #Thought For The Day
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Matt and Brenda Make a Sincere Effort to Understand the Conservative Party of Canada’s Problem with Justin Trudeau While Brenda Makes Butter Tarts
(they ultimately FAIL.) Hi Brenda! Do you want to hear what the Conservative Party of Canada is mad about TODAY? Hi Matt! I do want to hear that! Sure as hockey pucks I do! Hold on, let me just stick this batch of butter tarts in the oven, then lick the mixing bowl! I just … Continue reading Matt and Brenda Make a Sincere Effort to Understand the Conservative Party of Canada’s Problem with Justin Trudeau While Brenda Makes Butter Tarts
Secret Santa, Still Stuck On the 401 Westbound
PLUS: #MondayManCrush year-end special It's the most wonderful time of year, and I want to make extra sure I've addressed everyone's concerns, neuroses and conspiracy theories, because I really, really want you to get just what you asked for. (Or, as expressed by H.L. Mencken: “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what … Continue reading Secret Santa, Still Stuck On the 401 Westbound
#Thought For The Day
After extensive research, I've ascertained that not one single #dragqueen reading at a library has resulted in a child living in poverty.
‘Tis the Season to be Fobbed Off…
“Best of My Blog” to the rescue. Hello campers, be you happy, disgruntled, miffed or merry. How are you today? Did you make it to the food bank? My local one tells us that visits have increased sixty percent under the regime of The People's Premier, Doug Ford. To clarify, "people" in this case means … Continue reading ‘Tis the Season to be Fobbed Off…
#Thought For The Day
I’m a humanistic agnostic, but I read the Bible extensively in my younger days... And it’s a curious thing, but — Not once does Jesus ever feel the need to cure any gay people.
“Sorry Looking For Now LOL”
My new book dares to ask those totally unnecessary but entertaining questions. Venere d'inverno / Winter Venus (after Botticelli) Imagine this heartwarming Christmas scene: Like Keir Dullea in “2001”, but the Dollarama version, I sit in my wicker bath chair, Hudson’s Bay blanket across my knees, my swollen feet and ankles enhanced by those Jesus … Continue reading “Sorry Looking For Now LOL”
Proverbs of Post-Truth Heaven & Hell
+PLUS+ Angelic Visions ANGELIC VISIONS When William Blake was a young lad, he saw trees filled with angels radiating light. I mean to say, more than once. Regularly. When he was a bit older, his brother, Robert, often dropped in to give him useful advice about his magnificent celestial art and his mysterious visionary poetry, … Continue reading Proverbs of Post-Truth Heaven & Hell