October 26, 2049 TRUMPINGTON, D.C.:  The world is reeling today after results of the largest IQ test in history reveal what many of us had long suspected:   Americans are so bag-of-rocks dumb, you could pour a case of vodka down their throats and they'd STILL wonder “why people called their mom 'crack ho' when she'd never … Continue reading Breaking news: Americans are even BIGGER dumb-ass motherfuckin’ retards than anyone thought! →