twenty-five years with the possibility of parole Bruce McArthur will be 91 when he is able to apply for parole. CREDIT: Pam Davies/CBC Bruce McArthur, the serial killer who targeted gay men in Toronto from 2010 to 2017 — yes, for eight years — and who evaded capture even after being brought in for questioning as a suspect in 2013, … Continue reading How Much is a [Gay] Life Worth?
Category: satire
This is How You Blackmail Jeff Bezos, Guys
DEAR MR. BEZOS: YEAH, SO. JUST READ the descriptions of those pics the National Enquirer got their hands on, and should Amazon customers see them — which would clearly be in their best interest — they would, quite frankly, question your business judgment. I certainly do! I do also have just a few really quite minor suggestions about your … Continue reading This is How You Blackmail Jeff Bezos, Guys
Keep your kids, like. Ignorcent?! (TM) with Dug-Up Ford and Susan Dreamy, D.D.
Hi, I'm like, Susan Dreamy? D.D? That's Doctress of Dreaminess, OK? And I'm here today to help you live a dreamy, Life? Also to talk to you about the things that are really, really, Like, important? OK? So let's get, like, started? So Dug-Up Ford and like, the Conservatives in Ontario, have, like. Your kids best interests. … Continue reading Keep your kids, like. Ignorcent?! (TM) with Dug-Up Ford and Susan Dreamy, D.D.
Planting little kisses all over my face in the mirror…
I mean, normally that's YOUR job, gentle and misguided reader. But I'll give you the day off from following my EULA to the very letter. You deserve this not for any action on your part - puhLEEEASE! - but because I have triumphed over the forces of darkness that have been swirling around my ankles … Continue reading Planting little kisses all over my face in the mirror…
A-fobbin’ off we go, a-fobbin’ off we go…!
https://www.facebook.com/JungleVT/videos/813266578846027/ I appear to have reached an all-time low, which, seeing where the bar is situated, makes me limbo champion of the universe as I touch the back of my balding scalp to my yellowed heels. I had been thinking it was time to post again, but, being too beaten down and so very … Continue reading A-fobbin’ off we go, a-fobbin’ off we go…!
From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 6—Mature Mayonnaise Marathon
https://vimeo.com/davidroddis/mayo UPDATE: I received this heartfelt email from a "fan": “ Dear Wannabe Film Maker Who Can't Even Operate His Smartphone: Me and a couple of other male colleagues booked maternity leave so we could watch your "Mayonnaise" epic, which clocked in at 20 minutes of nothing but you stirring an egg in a bowl. … Continue reading From My Squalid Kitchen: Episode 6—Mature Mayonnaise Marathon
From My Squalid Kitchen Episode 5: “Constant! Camera! Coffee!”
https://vimeo.com/236298335 In which I find my apartment ransacked, and my camera stolen. What to do? Alicia de Larrocha soothes me and I share the secrets of the Bodum. Vimeo rocks I've joined Vimeo as a paid member and now my videos are loading from that site - vastly superior to relying on Facebook. Here's the … Continue reading From My Squalid Kitchen Episode 5: “Constant! Camera! Coffee!”
REVEALED: My Gliberal Agenda
{Dear besotted fans and friends: I know you signed up for deliciously wicked blog posts, not the Avon Lady. I'm just excited about my new merchandise. I'll get over it. And in getting over it, I promise that, in future, information about merchandise and other collectibles will be on a dedicated page. — DR} Many … Continue reading REVEALED: My Gliberal Agenda
A quick excuse for a post, and a request.
Dear followers and friends - I've set up a "donations" link at the top right of the page. If you'd like to offer a little support - whether financial or spreading the word - I'd be beyond grateful. If you saw the page before, look again - I've completely changed the message and the meaning. … Continue reading A quick excuse for a post, and a request.
From My Squalid Kitchen, Episode 4: Goofball with Tahini “mayonnaise”
[vimeo 236278302 w=640 h=360] Dealing with goofballs requires the ability to mix tahini with water, garlic, something sour, like oneself, and some " 'erbs", and maybe a bit of emotional intelligence. NB. In the video I say, " 'Vegan mayonnaise' is a contradiction in terms because it uses eggs." By "it" I mean real mayonnaise … Continue reading From My Squalid Kitchen, Episode 4: Goofball with Tahini “mayonnaise”