we make art becauselife is an affliction a fatal accident frame by frame a flaming vehicle passengers screaming jesus life's iron maiden mangles with twenty twisting augers and the air's marauding tenant crushes insects into heaven with one casual thumb there is no hope unless we midwife children not of flesh but still alive to … Continue reading Saint Catherine Speaks Candidly to Saint Cecilia on the Occasion of Their Single Foray Into Town Together on Market Wednesday
Category: Religion
Ballad of the Good Shepherd Sandwich (NSFW)
The plastic sandwich bag from the shelter was helpfully labelled "God loves you. Ham and Cheese." I took it from there... into a realm of pure, puerile, polymorphous perverse filth, so, like, NSFW. Or anywhere, really. Don't say I didn't warn ya. MY PAPPA HAD A SAYIN' That seemed to help him copeNo matter he … Continue reading Ballad of the Good Shepherd Sandwich (NSFW)
I’m Just So Very Much NOT Hysterical About Notre-Dame de Paris
Let's burn the rest of them down, too. Please—don't pray for us. YES, GENTLE READERS, TODAY'S THEME IS "disasters, real or imagined" and to kick off, I must apologize for my absence from these bloggy parts during the last few weeks. You know how much I crave your attention, and the very quickest among you … Continue reading I’m Just So Very Much NOT Hysterical About Notre-Dame de Paris
Young Earth Creationists need to take Cher into account.
Just Occurred To Me #498: It's been common knowledge for years now that people in Kansas don't believe in evolution and insist the earth is only 6,000 years old - (that's younger than Cher, if you need a reference - please see conceptualization, above. I know, right??). This raises serious scientific questions. Thing is - … Continue reading Young Earth Creationists need to take Cher into account.
Bucket of Fresh Cow Offal : A Primer
Never forget how good I am to you. For although not a single soul has written to request further wet- and/or hard-making stories of my shameless, controlled-substance-derived debauchery, I naturally take it for granted that you were simply too shy, or still too busy wanking to the last lot to shoot off - if you'll pardon the expression - an … Continue reading Bucket of Fresh Cow Offal : A Primer
In which I admit that I’m kind of wrong about something, but only in a way that totally validates me. So don’t get too excited.
To kick off this exercise in self-flagellation, let me share a post I made online – or "on the computer" as my Luddite friends say – earlier this week. Here it is, beginning under the image - which is just a screenshot, so don't sit there clicking on it. I mean, really. “ ... And one … Continue reading In which I admit that I’m kind of wrong about something, but only in a way that totally validates me. So don’t get too excited.