Rex Murphy took the dull, simple aria of white male grievance and turned it into operatic psychodrama. It’s been SO LONG since I posted here—I thought I would take a mental health break, but ultimately decided to run with the crazy—I’m anxious, completely disoriented, and basically behaving like my IQ is in single digits. I’m … Continue reading The King is Dead…
Category: humor books
“Sorry Looking For Now LOL”
My new book dares to ask those totally unnecessary but entertaining questions. Venere d'inverno / Winter Venus (after Botticelli) Imagine this heartwarming Christmas scene: Like Keir Dullea in “2001”, but the Dollarama version, I sit in my wicker bath chair, Hudson’s Bay blanket across my knees, my swollen feet and ankles enhanced by those Jesus … Continue reading “Sorry Looking For Now LOL”
Help me choose the cover for my new book
[Click here to jump straight to the poll] Hey, followers and newbies. Fresh from the triumph that occurred in my head of my hilarious first book, "A Slow, Painful Death..." — (—the title of my book is exactly the same as the name of this blog. But it's so long I can't be bothered to … Continue reading Help me choose the cover for my new book
An event for your calendar…
(if you're in, or can make it to, Toronto this November 15th.) FECKLESS BOY THAT I AM, I HAVE NEGLECTED all this time to arrange a real, bona fide grown-up publicity campaign for my book. This means that my method of selling my book to date has been to purchase copies and give them to … Continue reading An event for your calendar…
A short commercial message.
Which you, like. TOTALLY owe me. Dead Betty (²) Now admit it. I hardly ever take advantage of you, dear captive toadies and readers, by breaking character to flog my shit. Err, sell my merch. So I figure you owe me one lapse of good taste that's not an actual blog post. Today I'm taking advantage … Continue reading A short commercial message.