Play "Honey, I Mixed Up the Captions!" and Wait Until You See How Much Precious Weighs Now It's Jaw-dropping I TRUST IT WILL NOT BE A HUGE surprise to you if I confess that—and, I beg you, please, stand another six feet away from your priceless collection of Blue Mountain pottery, lest your startle reflex … Continue reading hElTeR-sHeLtEr: Pandemic Pastimes #5: Coltish Captions
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Amuse-gueules yourself with these starvation-making tidbits
As I stare at the thirty-fifth iteration of my book (NOW available in hardcover!) and think, with heavy heart: "Shit! I forgot to put in a yacht race and the rape of the dowager's emeralds! Time for a re-write!" I realize that you guys are on the slowpainful equivalent of the Paleo diet: the actual … Continue reading Amuse-gueules yourself with these starvation-making tidbits