So I managed to fool someone, via photographs from 1982, into thinking I'm handsome and desirable and that they should spend the better part of a sultry night caressing my eyebrows, following my treasure trail—currently overgrown and littered with cigarette butts and empty Coke cans—and exclaiming with delight, either real or feigned, I'm not fussy, … Continue reading Facebook Life Event # 302: Scary Weird Coincidence
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Why I hate you (if I do) #107, PLUS: Facebook Life Event #476 – Possibly forgotten, but more likely bogus, trip to Stockholm
Why I hate you (if I do): Because you bought Quaker Peach-Flavored Instant Oatmeal to avoid cooking. If this is you, bubbeleh, my millennial friend, listen up, and fast. Cause I got the rants real bad AND I need to get to at least one of my probation officers before noon. Ready? Couple points: Quaker Instant Oatmeal … Continue reading Why I hate you (if I do) #107, PLUS: Facebook Life Event #476 – Possibly forgotten, but more likely bogus, trip to Stockholm