just off the top of my head, currently covered with a tuque Sea to shining sea? JULY 1ST IS CANADA DAY. So I took a break from my usual morning task of rendering seal blubber in my igloo to count the ways it’s great to be a Canuck. It’s not an exhaustive list. I’m sure … Continue reading Ten reasons it’s great to be Canadian
Category: Canada Politics
SCANDAL!? Nothing we can’t handle!
The SNC-Lavalin ruckus isn't really about SNC-Lavalin—it's about Justin. Gather around, boys and girls, as once again I pull my granddad pants up into my armpits and hook my Walter Brennan thumbs behind my suspenders. I've just awakened from a forty-eight-hour afternoon nap, which is why I'm so annoyingly perky, and though the time is … Continue reading SCANDAL!? Nothing we can’t handle!
Tanya Granic Allen Wants Gay Men to Know That …
... you make her vomit {Transcript of speech given at "Our Lady of the Sorrowful Burek" Croatian Catholic Church, Mississauga, Ontario, July 12th, 2018} Good morning and a grim, tightly-wound hello to you. My name is Tanya Granic Allen, and it is truly an honour to be here today at this heavenly jewel in the … Continue reading Tanya Granic Allen Wants Gay Men to Know That …
Twitter & the Diplomacy of the Man-Bump
If there’s one thing a Prince of Saudi and a Canadian Prime Minister can teach us, it’s that all men worldwide have but one thing on their mind, every waking moment and most of the unwaking ones, and one thing only: Is my penis bigger than your penis? Donald wonders. Some days he’s pretty sure he … Continue reading Twitter & the Diplomacy of the Man-Bump
In which I get all squishy about Melania.
somebody has to. I've had a most instructively contrary twenty-four hours and damn it, I mean to share. I've bashed my erstwhile Monday Man-Crush, The-Person-Called-Trudeau (I didn't mean it, baby, it must have been the string beans, honest!) in broad daylight on The Guardian's website (on the other hand you never picked up your cell, … Continue reading In which I get all squishy about Melania.
Monday Man-Crush
how to make a libtard hard (Justin, baby? Answer the phone?) September 2016 It's my birthday, and I am donning my tightest skinnies — no Kleenex-stuffing necessary, thank you very much, first in line — plus my "Only Gay In The Village" red sleeveless top in preparation for my man-crushing on this week's and … Continue reading Monday Man-Crush
Geezer Libertarians: White Heterosexual Males Fighting for their Survival in a Hostile World.
sorry, couldn't keep a straight face for that! February, 1981: The Toronto Bathhouse Raids Protest, which provided the impetus for the first "Gay Pride" March There is a certain type of online commentator who rears his head (and they are overwhelmingly male) on issues typically described as liberal concerns: Queer equality, Feminism, social welfare and … Continue reading Geezer Libertarians: White Heterosexual Males Fighting for their Survival in a Hostile World.