#Best of my blog Don't let the bastards grind you down, little ghost-buddy-in-the-sky! Inside the gloomy sepulchre, sometime around unto the third hour on Easter Sunday, Jesus squinted at his day planner — which didn’t even say “Easter Sunday,” heads were gonna roll over that little slip-up — and sighed with frustration. Three days in this stupid … Continue reading #Monday Man Crush: The Risen Christ
“Best of My Blog” to the rescue. Hello campers, be you happy, disgruntled, miffed or merry. How are you today? Did you make it to the food bank? My local one tells us that visits have increased sixty percent under the regime of The People's Premier, Doug Ford. To clarify, "people" in this case means … Continue reading ‘Tis the Season to be Fobbed Off…
Save me from myself, please! As I descend into a possibly terminal state of Toxic Earnestness on a pikestaff "BEST OF MY BLOG" Here I revisit a strangely still-relevant post from July, 2020. Mice still scurry, cockroaches practice their tight-rope walking, Karens still shriek and white people are still wastes of skin in Range Rovers. … Continue reading COVID-19 Pandemic and Racism Endemic Have F**ked the Funny Out of Me
it helps me forget how awful we've become 1. Awful Sex I'M SUFFERING TODAY FROM Eine-kleine-schokolade-kuchen-schade, the bewildered, shmooshed-together feelings of shame, hopelessness and despair I experience walking home from the corner store, having purchased a pack of "Two-Bite Brownies" for later, mindful delectation. But I am desperately empty now and I eat them en … Continue reading Serious Two-Bite Brownie Habit
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