Bemused, then inspired by
the dubious epigrams, vapid pep-talks and wrong attributions found everywhere on the internet, I’ve shamelessly conjured up fake, fractured quotes and useless life tips then crammed them into the speech bubbles of the famous, infamous and just plain dead.
The result? You rock the appearance of cutting-edge, while remaining as blissfully unenlightened as before!
This collection: Saint or sacred cow? Whatever your take on Gandhi, you’ll delight in the absurdity of these never-in-a-million-years bon mots.
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Concept 1 quote: “You know, I’d totally love this gig if it weren’t for the spicy food.”
Concept 2 quote: “I thought Ben Kingsley was OK in ‘Gandhi’. But I really would have preferred Meryl Streep.”
Concept 3 quote: “My number one ‘Dress for Success’ tip? For riots, keep it simple and off-the-shoulder.”
About your Tee
This updated unisex essential, manufactured in the U.S. by Bella+Canvas, fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton. Sizes XS – XL.
Each concept is available in white, and in two additional colors chosen by me to match its design. Below are just a few examples.
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